Hey Tiger, Just Be Honest

Tiger Woods apologized to the entire world today. I was really hoping he was just going to be honest with all of us, and say: 

"I screwed around on my wife with a ton of women, I can't tell you I didn't enjoy it while I did it, and I can't say that I regret it."

"I am a super athlete, you need to understand that I have been told my entire life that I can do anything I put my mind to. In this case I put my mind into getting the most something something that I could before I turned 35. "

" I cannot tell you that I won't sleep around on my wife and family again, I know that my sponsors won't like to hear that, but I have millions of dollars already, so I really don't care"

" My only real regret is that you the media and my family found out about all my of my friends with benefits. I wish each of these friends would have kept their mouths shut, I had so many more benefits to give." 

"You don't have to like me, the fact is I don't care if you don't. I just want to follow my dream of golfing, and being Fred Garvin Male prostitute! Thank you all for coming, I have a little something, something to do." 

"Oh and yea at some point I think I'll golf again, but right now I have to go back to the sex clinic and play with my driver."

To read what Tiger actually said click here